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Intelligent Officer

                                                                                                                     

                  An army unit was doing war exercises. A group of them was firing at boards which were fixed at distance. In the meanwhile a very fast wind came and all the boards were off. The shooters asked from their officer

“What to do now, there are no fixed boards left.”

Their officer shouted

“Keep on firing you idiots! The enemy is running now.”

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Rich Businessman

                                                 

                       A man went from an orphanage to a millionaire businessman to get donation. He went with full preparation. He went and said

Sir! According to our information you have millions of dollars in these two banks. You have plenty of agricultural land and many commercial plazas in this city. You have also partnership in many other factories but you never have donated anything to any needy institution.

The businessman heard all this and said

Your information is absolutely right but you do not know complete information about me. My mother lives in nearby city and she has no source of income.

The man said, “Sorry sir! I didn’t know it.”

The businessman said, “My brother is handicapped and he also has no source of income. My sister is widow and she also has no source of income.”

The man said, “I am sorry. If I knew these details I never had come to you. You are helping so many people.”

The businessman said in a loud voice, “Still you don’t know all the details. My point is that if I am not helping these needy relatives then why should I help you?”

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Record

                                                       

                A trainee pilot went on jet aircraft and crashed in the trees. The pilot succeeded to jump from the jet and came on a tree hanging. He tried for some time and at last came down from that tree. A villager was standing nearby and seeing all this.

The pilot took a deep breath and said, “I was going to make a record today on the jet but luck was not with me today.”

The villager said, “In my view you have made a record today.”

Pilot asked surprisingly, “What’s that?”

The villager said in a calm tone, “you have climbed down from the tree on which you had never been climbed.”

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Clever Friends

 

                                                 

                In a country playing cards was a crime. A policeman went in a coffee bar and saw that four men were sitting around the table and one of them was holding a packet of cards in his hands.

Policeman asked, “You were playing cards?”

One of them said, “No! Not at all. I was just talking with my friends.”

Policeman asked from another man, “You were playing cards?”

He said, “Absolutely not, I am a stranger here and just finished my coffee.”

Policeman turned to the third man “probably you were playing cards”

He said, “No, I was just sitting and watching these people”

After that policeman turned to the man holding the packet of cards in his hands, “So you were playing cards here”

He replied with innocence, “Yes but with whom?”

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Intelligence

                                               

                   Two friends were fishing at a lake. There fishing rods were hanging in the lake. In the meanwhile a policeman came there and saw them. One of the friends suddenly stood up and started to run. Policeman also started to chase him and caught him after a while. The policeman said

Why are you fishing without having a license?

The boy said, “I was not fishing without a license. I do have a license.”

The policeman asked,” Where is your license?”

 Boy picked out a license from his pocket and handed over to the policeman. Policeman checked the license with surprise gave back the license and asked

 You had a proper license then why did you run from there?

I ran from there just because my friend doesn’t have a license.

The policeman at once saw towards his friend but there was no one there. 

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Fan

                                  

                                         Charlie was very fond of soccer. He liked to talk about it all the time. When his wife became fed up of his craze about soccer, she said

Every time you think about soccer. I am sure that you have forgotten our day of marriage.

Charlie said, “How can I forget that day? My favorite national soccer player scored 2 goals on that day against the best team in the world.”

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Trick

                                                                                                                 

                 A man entered in the barber shop holding the hand of a little kid. He ordered for his shave and haircut. Then he put the kid on the barber chair and said

Cut his hair, I’ll come back after a small shopping.

               The barber cut the child’s hair. Then the barber waited for hours but the man didn’t appeared. At last he said to the kid

I don’t know why your Dad has not come yet.

The kid said, “He is not my dad. I was playing in the street, that man came to me and said”come on kid I’ll take you for a free haircut”

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MR. Tutu’s Dream

                           Mr. Tutu was sleeping in his house. Suddenly he woke up and called her wife loudly. His wife came running and asked

What happened?

Mr. Tutu said, “Bring me my glasses”.

His wife asked, “But why you need them at this time”?

Mr. Tutu said, “I am watching a very interesting dream. You know that my eyesight is weak. So I want to see this with glasses to make it clear”.

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Dear kids don't be a rolling stone like Bat. Enjoy this funny story.

Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

                                        

          Once there was a great war between the beasts and the birds. Bat was on the birds' side. In the first battle, the birds were badly beaten. As soon as Bat saw that the battle was going against them, he crept away, hid under a log, and stayed there until the fight was over.

             When the animals were going home, Bat slipped in among them.

            After they had gone some distance, they saw him and asked one another: "How is this? Bat is one of those that fought against us!"

              Bat heard them and he said: "Oh, no! I am one of you; I don't belong to the bird people. Did you ever see one of those people who had teeth and hair? You can say that I belong to the bird people, but I don't; I am one of your own people."

              They didn't say anything more; they let Bat stay with them.

                Soon after, there was another battle; in that battle birds won. As Bat's side was getting beaten, he slipped away and hid under a log. When the battle was over and birds were going home, Bat went in among them.

             When they noticed him, they said: "You are our enemy; we saw you fighting against us."

"Oh, no," said Bat, "I am one of you; I don't belong to those beasts. Did you ever see one of those people who had wings?"

               They didn't say anything more; they let him stay with them.

                So Bat went back and forth as long as the war lasted. At the end of the war, birds and beasts held a council to see what to do with him. At last they said to Bat, "From now on, you will fly around alone at night, and you will never have any friends, either among those that fly, or those that walk."

Funny Story For Kids Tonight

Dear kids this story of a fox and a crane is friendly caution for those who pose to be over-clever. Such people generally overestimate their intelligence, and they feel pleased in making fun of others. They do not realize that they can be fooled the same way.

Tit For Tat

                                                                                             

                      There lived a fox and a crane in a jungle. They were very good friends. They used to meet each other very often. They invited each other to different functions. Once the clever fox decided to make fool of the crane. She invited the crane to dinner. The crane arrived at her place well in time. The fox offered the crane delicious curry in a plate. The crane could not eat it because the plate was to fat. His long beak prevented him from eating the curry. He felt insulted. The fox was much amused to see his friend tricked.

                  On his back the crane kept on thinking about the incident. He was much disturbed. He planned to play the fox back in the same coin. After some couple of weeks he invited the fox to dinner. The fox reached there happily. But alas, he could not eat anything. The crane had offered him food in a jar having a narrow neck. The fox tried several times but could not reach the food. Now she realized that he was tricked back.

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Tit For Tat

 

 

                            Once an innocent villager came into a city. He visited the city whole day long and on his way back to home he thought of to purchase some sweets for his family members. He went to a sweets shop and was amazed to see sweets of different kinds. He ordered 2kg of sweets. The shopkeeper thought of him as an innocent one and gave him sweets in less quantity. Villager was observing this all. He demanded the complete quantity. Shopkeeper smiled and said

 You will have to bring less weight with you. That is why I have given you less quantity.

At this the villager took his sweets and paid the amount and when the shopkeeper counted them the amount was less than price. Shopkeeper asked him for more money. At this the villager said

You will have to count the less money that is why I have given you less amount.

Shopkeeper was answerless at this and villager went towards his home.  

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                                         Penalty for Cheating

                                           

                  In ancient times salt trader used to load salt on his donkey and afterwards used t sell it to another city. By this he earned profit and met his life expenses. In the way there was a small water canal. One day while crossing the water the foot of the donkey slept and he fell into the water. When the donkey fell into the water, some of the salt melted in water and burden on donkey became less. He was very happy. Now he made it a routine to sit into the water while crossing it. By this routine he had to carry less weight after crossing the water.

                  After some days the salt trader got the trick of his donkey. After considering it, he thought of a plan. Next day he loaded the donkey with cotton bags. As a routine the donkey sat into the water for a while to reduce the load. But when he got up, it was a huge burden on his back. It became very difficult for him to reach the destiny. So when he reached the other city, he was badly tired.

                 Next day when the salt trader loaded the salt on the donkey, he crossed the water without sitting in it. He had got his penalty for cheating his master. 

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                                                    Keeto and Meeto

                                                                                                      

                 All the animals lived a happy life in jungle but the two of them lived happier than all. These were two cats named Keeto and Meeto. Both were friends and were definitely very cute cats. One day they were going for a walk together and felt a little bit of hunger. They saw a dog that had a piece of meat in his mouth.

                They thought of a plan. Meeto threw a piece of stone towards dog and ran away. Dog left the piece of meat and ran after her.

                Keeto picked the piece of meat at once and ran towards her home. On the other side Meeto ran harder and escaped frog dog. After some time she reached the house and both of them enjoyed a hearty meal.

               But after some days the king of jungle Lion called them because the dog had submitted a complaint about them. They apologized from dog and Lion didn’t punish them but gave them the warning. After that day they did nothing wrong to any animal in the jungle.

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Lion In Trouble

                                                                                                                     

                                In a state of a country there was a small valley. A lion lived in the mountains near the valley. The people of valley were very frightened from the lion. Lions’ roar made them covered in the rooms of their houses. In a winter evening lion came into valley from the mountain. He was very hungry and searching for the food. When he reached near a window of the house, he saw a child crying loudly. The lion thought to eat that child. He was about to enter in the room when a woman voice came, “be quiet!!!! Look a fox is coming” but the baby did not stopped.

Child’s mother again said, “There is a bearstanding outside the window.” Child was still crying. Now lion became upset from hunger, he was about to enter in the roomwhen the mother again said, “lion is coming!!!!! Lion is coming he is outside the window.” But the child was still crying. The lion thought how she knows that I am here? He thought for a while then again came forward to enter the room. The child was still crying, he did not stopped to hear about a lion.

The lion was seeing first time a human being who was not afraid from a lion and he is even a small child. The lion was of the view that everyone is afraid from him but this child is very brave he thought for a while. He heard the voice of the mother again, “now please be quiet look there is a cookie.” The child at once stopped crying. There was silenceeverywhere. The lion thought who is cookie? Is he stringer than a lion, horrible than a lion? He must be because if that is not so the child should not be stopped on the name of a cookie. Now the lion was frightened. Right at that time a heavy thing fell on him. The lion ran at once, he thought that the cookie has come to me. No one can attack me except the cookie.
                      Actually a thief was on the roof that had came to steal things. The thief jumped in the dark, he did not knew that there is a lion standing where he jumped and when he knew about the lion he also became very frightened. The lion increased his speed due to fear and the thief held the lion firmly because he knew that if he falls from the back of a lion, the lion will definitely eat him. On the other hand lion was thinking that cookie is not leaving him and will kill him. At last luckily the thief saw a rope hanging from a tree, caught the rope and at once climbed up to the tree. He was relieved to escape from a lion.

                    On the other hand lion was also relieved to escape. He was thinking that the cookie is more powerful and horrible than me. He went back to the mountain.

Ghost Story For Kids Tonight

Dear kids this short story is very funny. Don't be afraid like Tyler.

Ghost Night

                                              
                         
                                             

                   Time was nearly 2 AM. There was complete silence in the whole house but Tyler who was on his bed was not in sleep yet. He was thinking about the whole day spent with his uncle and cousins. They went in parks, played games and enjoyed with tasty meals. Thinking about all these things, he was away from sleep.

                   Suddenly Tyler felt that there is someone else in his room. He heard some strange voices and stare in the dark to judge who is that but he couldn’t know anything. “Door was completely closed then how anyone can enter in my room” he thought. He reminded of the stories about ghosts who try to frighten the children by entering in their rooms. He also reminded that he didn’t believe on that stories and always made fun of them. Now his legs were shivering from fear and he sat on his bed.

                  Grrrrrrrrr         grrrrrrrrrrr       grrrrrrrrrrr …………….   Again that sound came in his ears and now he felt that sounds were nearer. Sweat was coming on his forehead. His heart was beating fast. He thought that suddenly a ghost will come before him with long and sharp teeth and eyes terribly red he will enjoy by killing me and after that drink my whole blood. After thinking this eyes of the Tyler were full of tears. Even he didn’t have courage to shout loud and call someone to help. Suddenly he felt that someone has jumped from his bed and when Tyler stared there he found that it was a big rat who was walking around. Tyler switched on the light of the room and wanted to kill the rat who frightened him so much that he was about to weep. He opened the door of his room and after some time the rat was out of his room. Now Tyler tried to make himself relax and then inspected the room thoroughly to find if anyone else was there. He closed the door, switched off the light and came to his bed. Now he completely believed that there is no reality about ghosts.